Hi sweets!

Okay so my title is "liar" in French BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM. I'M SORRY. I know I said I'd blog on Friday but I spent the entire night catching up on everything I missed during the week. And I thought I should leave the blogging until after the weekend because it was definitely a very eventful one!

Let's forget about Saturday since all I did was get extremely angry with my piano teacher because he is a stupid poo head.. for a lack of a better insult that doesn't involve swearing, anyway. All the fun started on Sunday, though! I started the day off by going to the Melbourne Uni open day with my friend, where I also bumped into Mary (http://www.oogaboogamary.blogspot.com)! I'll spare you the little, uninteresting details but we mainly walked around gaping at how big the University is and took advantage of freebies.

AND TOOK PHOTOS WITH THESE BADASSES.

I named this guy ' the purple grape' because I was quite far away the first time I spotted him and I legitimately thought he was a blow up grape. Nina thought he was a dinosaur. Horrible eyesight is such a wonderful thing.

Also, we walked around the uni a stupid amount of times JUST TO FIND HIM. A photo with Elvis/Purple grape was crucial. Clearly.

And we photowhored during a lecture. Obvs.

This is Nina. She's my part time library/fellow fangirl, full time bitch.

Like the party animals we are, Nina & I had a birthday dinner after the open day and had to go change and get a present for our friend. Mind you, I just finished walking around all day in new shoes trying to break them out (WHICH WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA) and my feet were killing me. KIIILLLLIIINGGGG ME. And guess what I had to do for another 4 hours? WALK AROUND IN HUGE HEELS. If I could write a formal apology to my feet, I would.

Because Nina is a fussy ass hoe, we had to change in the Flinders St station toilets. I'm 99% sure the ground of my cubicle was partly covered in pee. I'm hanging onto that 1% and hoping to God I'm wrong though because I don't even want to start thinking about the diseases I could have contracted from that. *shudder*

Despite the ridiculous amount of pain my feet were going through, I soldiered on (not really, I took them off before walking up the hill to Highpoint while my other friends suffered BUT WHATEVER EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF U NO WHAT I MEAN) and arrived 45 minutes late to the dinner at La Porchetta!

I ate to my heart's content because seriously, 7 hours of walking in two pairs of new shoes = a well deserved pig-out. Anyway, enjoy some photos.

The birthday girl! Yay!

Now I'm back at school, into the 7th week out of the 10 of this term and I still want to throw myself off a bridge everyday I walk into the gates. But life goes on.

Just as long as 1D and the twins still exist.

And my TV shows.

Speaking of, is anyone watching Big Brother & X Factor AU this year? I'm loving BB at the moment! I think my favourite housemates are Michael (definitely Michael. He's fucking hilarious.), Josh, Stacey & Layla. I've changed my mind a little bit about Estelle. But things can always shift!

Before I go, I just wanted to mention that it's my birthday in exactly two weeks! Exciting times! I accept boy bands wrapped in ribbon, bracelets, puppies and bows.

I am NOT trying to hint at anything.

Maybe a little.

k x

Hi loves!

I'm just checking in to say a little hello because I've had quite a busy week with ALL MY TV SHOWS RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME AND ALL and school work.. you know how it is. I'll hopefully update you wonderful little people on Friday!

ALSO. MATTHEW MITCHAM FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER BECAUSE I ASKED HIM IF WE COULD BE BEST FRIENDS. HE'S SO FREAKING CUTE.

I'm sorry my posts have been utter shit lately but I've been so preoccupied with other things and the stress is slowly starting to get to me. Booooooo!

I love and miss you all and I'll be seein' your sexy faces in two days.

But not really because I can't see you.

But whatever.

k x

Hello my little peanut butter cups! How is/was your weekend?

Just before I start, here's a screenshot of Finn on his & Jack's livestream that I could NOT stop laughing at omfg

BLESS 'IM

Okay so yesterday I decided to watch the movie "LOL". NOW BEFORE YOU GET ALL JUDGY, MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT IT AND I DIDN'T PLAN ON WATCHING IT AT ALL BECAUSE IT SOUNDED SHIT AND CLICHE. Which it was, don't get me wrong, but just let me show you why I watched it.. twice.

DOUGLAS FREAKING BOOTH.

He is literally the meaning of perfection and I think I'm about to cry real tears because I just I can't. He's English but faked an American accent for the movie and he SINGS. What is it with these British people? Miley got to get all loved up with him and he was the absolute cutest in it and ugh

This post was to mainly fangirl a little over him. And I say a little because y'all have no idea how far I take fangirling.. no.. idea..

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k x

• 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
• Twitter, read, stalk boybands, stalk the Harries twins, fangirl OBVS, watch shows, Youtube stuff, occasionally cook/bake.
• 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• Food - omfg there're so many but I have to go with the standard chicken
  Drink - vanilla coke or lime schweppes
  Colour - green & grey
• 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
• Oh my gOD like clothes, nice cars and stuff and donate some to animal shelters
• 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• Book - HOW DOES ONE CHOOSE A FAVOURITE BOOK?! Okay not including trilogies, has to be Anna and the French Kiss.
  Movie - THG, OF COURSE.
  TV show - omfg do you know how many I watch?! I'm going to pick one at random because I honestly can't choose and it is Suits.
• 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
• omfg Niall or Liam or Jade or Jack or Finn I CAN'T PICK. Okokok
  Niall - get married, have my first pint with him HA!, go skydiving, watch movies, MAKE OUT, I'd just do everything I possibly could that I know he'd enjoy tbh
  Liam - Play with Brit!, Watch Toy Story 1, 2 & 3 duuuuuh, go to Disneyland..
  Jade - get our hair and nails done just because, go shopping
  Jack - GO TO IBIZA AND OTHER RANDOM PLACES THAT HE CAN CHOOSE omg
  Finn - get married in a country that allows you to marry two people the end
• 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
  Food - Cheese
  Drink - Milk
  Colour - Yellow
• 7: What do you spend most of your money on?
• ..Food. And clothes. But mostly food.
• 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
• Normal underwear idk what the heck
• 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• Book - The Sky is Everywhere ugh it is so annoying
  Movie - I've seen so many bad movies but I can't think of any except St Trinians 2 and I didn't even watch all of that omg we were forced to watch it in year 9 at camp because my class was STUPID and didn't vote for fucking Mean Girls but anyway I watched like the first 5 minutes and then slept through the rest of it and IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST NAP OF MY LIFE LIKE LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY and then my friends woke me up 5 minutes before it ended and yeah I concluded that it was pretty shit
  TV Show - YOUNG TALENT TIME
• 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
• Inwardly cry and scream and hyperventilate but strike up a conversation and try to get to know them and stuff and omfg ask for a photo and an autograph and sneakily take videos obvs
• 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
• I have so many weird things in my room though maybe my Edward Cullen doll
• 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
• I honestly don't know! I'm going to have to ask someone. I crack my back a lot though. is that weird? I don't know.
• 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
• If someone was to tell me that my taste in something was shit. Especially music.
• 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
• A pool, a tennis court, a grand staircase, a wall that's entirely made of glass that overlooks a really nice view and a shower that looks like any of these omfg
  
  
  
  
  
• 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
• A dolphin or a really spoilt dog with a rich family.. haha. The second option is obvious and I'd want to be a dolphin because everyone loves dolphins and no one fucks with them. They don't get eaten by sharks and they're like friends with everyone yA KNOW WHAT I MEAN I've thought about this a lot
• 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not perform with.)
• Those 5 homos aka 1D
• 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
• Band - Do I even need to answer this omg One Erection formally known as One Direction
  Album - I can't pick just one. UAN, +, Songs About Jane, um yeah
• 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
• DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
• 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
• Like 2. Hilary Duff & the Jabbawockeez + other acts. Soon to be 3. And well 4 but it's not really soon.
• 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
• "I'm falling for your eyes but they don't know me yet" - Ed Sheeran
• 21: Who do you ship?
• o m g I have so many freaking ships I can't even remember them all omg ok some of them are Jim/Pam, Ezria, Niam, Ziam, Mike/Rachel, Peenis Everlark (Peeta + Katniss omfg), Annie/Liam (from 90210), Chuck/Blair AND THERE ARE ABOUT 329347 MORE
• 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
• I have Foster The People's album? Does that count? And 1D (all this stuff and COUNTING) - hoodie, DVD, album, posters, bracelet, book/biography, t shirt.. I think I'm missing something but yeah
• 23: How big is it.
• How.. big.. is.. what..
• 24: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
• I can't remember, actually. I'd just heard about them from a few people and then BAM I fell into the black hole that is the 1D fandom and I will never be able to get out ok bye

..I'm back.

I'm Simon Cowell in this GIF and all you guys are the boys giving me a huge hug because I'm back! YAY!

But seriously. How fucking cute is this goddamn GIF? LOOK AT EM. It just makes your heart warm.

Oh my gosh okay I don't even know where to start or what to say. I'll begin by apologising PROFUSELY for not posting in almost a month! (If anyone cares). I have no idea what's wrong with me! I felt like I'd lost my vibe and I just couldn't bring myself to open up a new post. I don't know. I was in a bit of a funk.

But since the last time I blogged, lots n lots of things have happened! I don't think my limited memory can pour out every single detail but here are a few updates..

My friend Maddy went to Europe recently and in the spirit of Anna and the French Kiss, one my favourite books ever that we both obsess over, she bought me a little something from Paris..

I'm quite in love with it! It currently lives with my keys and is pretty much the star of them all. Obvs.

Also, that dress I bought from Lipsy inally arrived last week and y'all should've seen my face when I saw the package in my mailbox. It was truly a Kodak moment.

Isn't it just something?

God I can't get over how this stupid photo makes me look like I have all this underarm hair! Ha! I promise I'm not a caveman!

It's a little tight but I'm currently on an exercise routine that consists of jogging/running every 2 days and sit ups every day. I'm considering going to the gym as well since my friend offered to join me because I was complaining to her that no one would. How fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, it was Molly's birthday last week (HAPPY BIRTHDAY M! LOVE YOU, YOU SASSY WHORE!) and we all went out for lunch to celebrate. When we got to the little restaurant, it was closed! CLOSED. Even though she made a booking and they said they were open on Sundays! I think this is a good time to use my "BULLSHIT" stamp. It didn't matter though because we ended up going to the one a few doors down and the guy who served us was hilarious. We had the ever so wonderful Max Brenner for dessert and made such a scene when it started raining because we had to move our table and half of us were too busy laughing at god knows what. It was such a crazy and fucking funny ass day. Always a good time when you're out with them..

So now that I'm more than half way through year 10, I suddenly have to make decisions for my future career and whatnot. Shit's gettin serious. It's been pretty hectic with everyone running around and losing their hair over deciding what subjects to do in VCE. It's a scary thought knowing I'll (hopefully) be in Uni in less than 3 years. Where has highschool gone?! But whatever. Boooooorrrriiiiingggggg. Future Kimberly can worry about doing Bio, Chem, Maths Methods, Literature and Animal Studies.

Okay so onto more exciting news...

I'M SEEING ED SHEERAN IN CONCERT NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHEYYYYYYYYYYY

Jade's face is absolutely priceless. Bless her. And her hair. And dress. And face. And everything.

I'm so freaking excited!! Ed & 1D in 2013. I'M READY.

So in the middle of all of these little moments and mishaps, I immersed myself in the Olympics! The opening ceremony was, as expected, absolutely incredible. And I HAVE to point out for the 93457387th time how perfect the Arctic Monkeys' cover of Come Together was. That whole segment with the glowing dove wings was literally the epitome of amazeballs. I loved every bit of it.

Sporting events make me realise how ridiculously patriotic and competitive I am.. I take it to a whole new level. That and screaming at the TV. I love the Olympics though because it gives me the chance to watch sports that I usually wouldn't watch. (It's probably worth pointing out that I now enjoy watching basketball. And other sports as well but I want to emphasise BASKETBALL. Seriously. Me? Basketball?)

I'm so gutted that it's ending soon. Oh well. The next time it's on, I'll be 19 turning 20! Fucking bonks!

Okay well I can't remember what else I was going to say but if I do, I'll put up another post. I'm officially back. Again. Sorry this one was a little tedious. I promise I won't abandon Bloggy again!

Don't forget to smile today, loves

k x