Menteur

Hi sweets!

Okay so my title is "liar" in French BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM. I'M SORRY. I know I said I'd blog on Friday but I spent the entire night catching up on everything I missed during the week. And I thought I should leave the blogging until after the weekend because it was definitely a very eventful one!

Let's forget about Saturday since all I did was get extremely angry with my piano teacher because he is a stupid poo head.. for a lack of a better insult that doesn't involve swearing, anyway. All the fun started on Sunday, though! I started the day off by going to the Melbourne Uni open day with my friend, where I also bumped into Mary (http://www.oogaboogamary.blogspot.com)! I'll spare you the little, uninteresting details but we mainly walked around gaping at how big the University is and took advantage of freebies.

AND TOOK PHOTOS WITH THESE BADASSES.

I named this guy ' the purple grape' because I was quite far away the first time I spotted him and I legitimately thought he was a blow up grape. Nina thought he was a dinosaur. Horrible eyesight is such a wonderful thing.

Also, we walked around the uni a stupid amount of times JUST TO FIND HIM. A photo with Elvis/Purple grape was crucial. Clearly.

And we photowhored during a lecture. Obvs.

This is Nina. She's my part time library/fellow fangirl, full time bitch.

Like the party animals we are, Nina & I had a birthday dinner after the open day and had to go change and get a present for our friend. Mind you, I just finished walking around all day in new shoes trying to break them out (WHICH WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA) and my feet were killing me. KIIILLLLIIINGGGG ME. And guess what I had to do for another 4 hours? WALK AROUND IN HUGE HEELS. If I could write a formal apology to my feet, I would.

Because Nina is a fussy ass hoe, we had to change in the Flinders St station toilets. I'm 99% sure the ground of my cubicle was partly covered in pee. I'm hanging onto that 1% and hoping to God I'm wrong though because I don't even want to start thinking about the diseases I could have contracted from that. *shudder*

Despite the ridiculous amount of pain my feet were going through, I soldiered on (not really, I took them off before walking up the hill to Highpoint while my other friends suffered BUT WHATEVER EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF U NO WHAT I MEAN) and arrived 45 minutes late to the dinner at La Porchetta!

I ate to my heart's content because seriously, 7 hours of walking in two pairs of new shoes = a well deserved pig-out. Anyway, enjoy some photos.

The birthday girl! Yay!

Now I'm back at school, into the 7th week out of the 10 of this term and I still want to throw myself off a bridge everyday I walk into the gates. But life goes on.

Just as long as 1D and the twins still exist.

And my TV shows.

Speaking of, is anyone watching Big Brother & X Factor AU this year? I'm loving BB at the moment! I think my favourite housemates are Michael (definitely Michael. He's fucking hilarious.), Josh, Stacey & Layla. I've changed my mind a little bit about Estelle. But things can always shift!

Before I go, I just wanted to mention that it's my birthday in exactly two weeks! Exciting times! I accept boy bands wrapped in ribbon, bracelets, puppies and bows.

I am NOT trying to hint at anything.

Maybe a little.

k x