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HIIIIIIIII PRETTY THINGS!

Oh, and the GIFS have returned. You know you missed em.

Guess who's back with a fun-filled post ahead?! Firstly, I just wanted to apologise PROFUSELY for never actually taking the time to clean up my blog and fix the layout and everything. I'm saying sorry because it looks like a mess and if I were you all I'd get sick of having to looking at it in the state it's in.. however, that being said, I don't plan to change it because I just can't find a single bone in my body that can be bothered and I just ugh okay have this photo of Liam as a little kid to make up for it

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PHOTO I LAUGHED SO HARD OKAY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS PHOTO LOOK AT HIS LIL CHUBBY CHEEKS omfg ok bye

Moving on! Plenty has happened since the last time I posted properly, which feels like so long ago, and something that I never got around to blogging about was where Molly & I took Sandy as a surprise for her birthday! After weeks of tormenting her and giving her very subtle but also very obvious clues (which didn't even help her because she's a fucking dumbass), we took little miss spoilt to the set of her favourite TV show - The Project! For those of you who haven't heard of or don't know it, it's an Aussie "infotainment" show that broadcasts news in a fun way, hosted by media personalities/comedians. 

One of the hosts on the panel, Charlie Pickering, is Sandy's idol.. so it's safe to say she enjoyed herself. GREATLY. The ride there was hilarious because we made her close her eyes the entire journey up until we got to the waiting room just before the studio, where Charlie walked past and she began to hyperventilate. The usual. Anyway, here's a photo of her with the hosts on the panel for that day:

Wooooooop happy 16th to my wonderful best friend/hobo x

Okay before I tell you all about what I got to experience last week, I'll just remind you that I love Little Mix a lot a lot alot and how Jade Thirlwall is my ULTIMATE idol. Like, ultimate times a hundred. I'm sure you already know where I'm going with this but long story short, I entered a competition to meet them + ask a question and watch an intimate performance, did it about 35+ times and WON. You don't understand though. I never win anything. Nothing this big. Ever. So when I got the phone call telling me I'd won, I deafened the whole of Footscray. I was in complete shock right up until the day came and the girls walked into the room. I'm just going to post the photo I took with them and dot point what happened because I can't even put it into a coherent sentence I JUST UGH I MET MY IDOLS AND ;SADKJFLSJS;LKFJ

  • I WAS FRONT ROW AND WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THEM
  • The girls performed their cover of We Are Young by fun. and I started crying AND JADE!!!, PERRIE, LEIGH-ANNE ALL LOOKED AT ME AT ONE POINT WHILE I WAS CRYING AND SMILED I CAN'T
  • I cried
  • I cried a little more
  • They did the fan Q&A, I stood up to ask my winning question and JADE TOLD ME SHE LIKED MY BOW and I collapsed
  • I didn't really but my heart did
  • I love you Jade
  • After the Q&A they performed Wings WHICH WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL AND COMPLETELY FLAWLESS DO YOU KNOW THOSE BANDS/SINGERS THAT SOUND BETTER LIVE THAN IN STUDIO WELL THAT'S THEM OKAY
  • After that we all went up with our plus ones to take photos
  • I went to Jade and started crying oh my god and said something along the lines of "I'm so sorry if I start crying but I just wanted to tell you that you're my biggest role model/idol and I love you so much" AND SHE WAS LIKE "AWWWW THANK YOU" AND GAVE ME THE LONGEST CUDDLE EVER EVER EVER
  • best 
  • moment
  • of
  • my
  • life
  • She smelled like hair dye and I liked it because just because
  • After we took our photo I hugged each of them and when I was walking out Perrie was like "AW" and I was seriously considering handcuffing myself to her
  • OH AND I GAVE JADE MY FRIENDSHIP BRACELET SO I REALLY FREAKIN HOPE SHE WEARS IT AND SOMEONE TAKES A PHOTO SO YOU CAN SEE IT ON HER WRIST
  • AND THAT'S BASICALLY IT IT WAS THE BESTEST DAY EVER 

I think I'm quite done. It was so overwhelming because someone like me just doesn't win these kind of things and never in my life have I ever expected to be able to experience something like this. It was definitely a day and memory that I'll never forget and I'll always feel grateful towards The Hot Hits for giving me this opportunity. I've seen my boys in the flesh, I've met my girls. I can die happy.


I love my camera.

Here's the footage of the fan Q&A if you wanted to see it:

After all of this, I took a little trip to Lush to get some bath bombs (standard) so I could jump into the bath and relax after a long day of being an extremely emotional fangirl. I decided to use the yuzu & cocoa bubbleroon instead of the Dragon's Egg because I was in the mood for a bubble bath. We all have those days.


Unfortunately, I'm assuming it's because my bath is quite big, there were little to no bubbles.. :(. Sad times. I did read a few reviews though and almost all of the complaints were about the lack of bubbles so it might have also been the bubbleroon itself. Nevertheless, it was comforting, moisturising and the perfect end to the perfect day. AND IT SMELLED GREAT. I've become a Lush enthusiast, just so y'all know.

Anyway, moving on from that wonderful day.. my formal dress arrived yesterday! I've gone through hell for this dress so when it finally came I could have cried.


Thoughts? I love everything about it except the high neckline but I don't even want to think about complaining because it costed my soul and the blood of my enemies. 

And just in case some of you are thinking, 'looks a bit weird..' (rude! Just kidding, each to their own), have a look at it actually ON (the model/'designer'. Not me. I don't look half as good):


If you still don't like it, well.. I tried. Like I said, each to their own!

How's that for a come-back post? Tad long. Just a tad. I've missed blogging and have probably picked the worst time to start again since exams start in just under 3 weeks but why the hell not? If you stuck around and you're still reading despite my inconsistent posting habits, I really, really, really love you.

Don't forget to smile today! 

k x

This blog will be put on hiatus for a little while simply because I've lost my blogging feel and I just don't have the extra time.. yes, even on the holidays. In between sleeping, watching TV shows and going out n all that.. It's a hard life. I'll be back soon! I'm sorry! It won't be for more than 4 weeks, I promise. Until then, I love you all! Happy October!

k x

Helllllllllo gorgeous! Or handsome. Although I really doubt any boys read this.

I should really start blogging more often again, shouldn't I? Anyway, apart from all the end of term assessments being thrown at me, it's been a quite uneventful two weeks. I don't know if I've blogged about this yet but I've been raving and obsessing over SHIMMERTWINS lashes for so long. They're so unique and fun! My favourite pair of the ST lashes are the gold star ones (which I'm STILL waiting to get!) but what I've received recently can make up for it.. for now. The owner/founder/designer/make up artist/whatever, Holly Silius, does little competitions every now and again on Twitter for people to win, which are easy as hell. So.. I might have won two pairs.

TWO FREAKING PAIRS.

Happy days!

Have you guys noticed that I don't really bother trying to make my posts flow anymore? They're kind of just everywhere. And super boring. I hate how lazy I am.

Moving on.. If anyone remembers from my room tour, I took a photo of my dressing table mirror that is FILLED with memories and other little things. Well, my entire room is basically like that. I like keeping ticket stubs and plane tickets, okay? Sue me. But recently I'd just had enough of how cluttered it was so I gathered all the little things I wanted to keep and put them in a memory box instead of stickin em on every free space I have. It's still quite empty right now but I'm hoping it'll fill right up within the next couple of years!


And to finish off.. I did something quite cheeky last Thursday. Something I've been wanting to do for the last two years but never bothered or gained the courage to do. (It's not that exciting. I'm just trying to build up the atmosphere..)

I know, I know. I'm so badass now. SO rebel. I'm the true meaning of thug life.

But seriously, apart from the swelling that started a few days ago that KILLED me, I love the piercing! I also love the fact that I'm finally legally able to get it done because I'm 16. Fuck. Yes.

Hope you're all swell!

k x

Hello lovelies!

So I turned 16 yesterday, woohooooo!!! I love birthdays! I started the warm morning with some Starbucks because why wouldn't you?
Caramel lattes will always be the winner for me but this caramel frappuccino cut close. I tried a coffee one on Saturday and I'm not gonna lie, IT WAS A LIFE CHANGING MOMENT. Thanks Finny!

It was a beyond beautiful day because it was 24 freaking degrees and I can't even begin to describe how much I've missed that kind of weather. My friends bought cake and food and everything for our lunch party, (which is what we always do for our friends because we are DA BEST, OBVS) and we partiiiiiied! And when I say party, I mean we spent half of it eating and the other half going a LITTLE bonkers because of the heat.

I had to go to the dentist after school to get ma teef all cleaned up, which isn't an ideal thing to do on my birthday but whatever, and Mr. Dentist hit my lip with that spinning cleaning thingy! It bloody hurt. Not to mention the cleaning process itself. On the bright side, I'm now like best friends with the receptionist. My social life is clearly at its absolute highest.

Anyway, I had my birthday lunch with some of my wonderful school friends today at Kitchen Workshop and I'm quite sure I gained at least 2 kilos but like.. food. Okay so yeah have some photos!

TEAM KANDY.

Two of the best people in the entire world.

I could not stop laughing at this photo omfg ok so when we were trying to take a normal picture the wind was blowin like crazy and stuff was flyin everywhere and it kept getting in poor Sandy's eyes so she couldn't stay still and yeP KODAK MOMENT

I was absolutely spoiled with awesome presents this year, mainly consisting of BOWS!!! Which I obviously could not be happier about! Here are a few prezmabombs I received..

GASSSSSSSSP. Remember when I showed you guys this bracelet on my bow love post? Well one of my amazing best friends got it for me. It's officially my favourite bracelet ever.

(You know your friend's an art student when...)


The photo frame has a tiara on it because I'm always saying I'm a princess.. ha!


Is this not the coolest birthday card ever?! It took me an embarrassingly long time to put together..

Green, bows, unicorns, aztec.. my friends know me much too well. It's official. I had the best birthday ever. I felt so blessed and thankful this year for all of my friends and all the good fortunes I experienced just before and on the day I turned 16. Thank you to every single person who made my day special, I appreciate every little thing!

I know my posts have been utter shit lately, I've just lost my mojo. Like, all of it. Hopefully this one kind of made up for em a little bit!

Now to finish on an extra positive note.. GUESS WHAT CAME LAST WEEK?!

I'M ONLY A LITTLE BIT EXCITED.

k x

Hi sweets!

Okay so my title is "liar" in French BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM. I'M SORRY. I know I said I'd blog on Friday but I spent the entire night catching up on everything I missed during the week. And I thought I should leave the blogging until after the weekend because it was definitely a very eventful one!

Let's forget about Saturday since all I did was get extremely angry with my piano teacher because he is a stupid poo head.. for a lack of a better insult that doesn't involve swearing, anyway. All the fun started on Sunday, though! I started the day off by going to the Melbourne Uni open day with my friend, where I also bumped into Mary (http://www.oogaboogamary.blogspot.com)! I'll spare you the little, uninteresting details but we mainly walked around gaping at how big the University is and took advantage of freebies.

AND TOOK PHOTOS WITH THESE BADASSES.
I named this guy ' the purple grape' because I was quite far away the first time I spotted him and I legitimately thought he was a blow up grape. Nina thought he was a dinosaur. Horrible eyesight is such a wonderful thing.

Also, we walked around the uni a stupid amount of times JUST TO FIND HIM. A photo with Elvis/Purple grape was crucial. Clearly.

And we photowhored during a lecture. Obvs.
This is Nina. She's my part time library/fellow fangirl, full time bitch.

Like the party animals we are, Nina & I had a birthday dinner after the open day and had to go change and get a present for our friend. Mind you, I just finished walking around all day in new shoes trying to break them out (WHICH WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA) and my feet were killing me. KIIILLLLIIINGGGG ME. And guess what I had to do for another 4 hours? WALK AROUND IN HUGE HEELS. If I could write a formal apology to my feet, I would.

Because Nina is a fussy ass hoe, we had to change in the Flinders St station toilets. I'm 99% sure the ground of my cubicle was partly covered in pee. I'm hanging onto that 1% and hoping to God I'm wrong though because I don't even want to start thinking about the diseases I could have contracted from that. *shudder*

Despite the ridiculous amount of pain my feet were going through, I soldiered on (not really, I took them off before walking up the hill to Highpoint while my other friends suffered BUT WHATEVER EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF U NO WHAT I MEAN) and arrived 45 minutes late to the dinner at La Porchetta!

I ate to my heart's content because seriously, 7 hours of walking in two pairs of new shoes = a well deserved pig-out. Anyway, enjoy some photos.

The birthday girl! Yay!

Now I'm back at school, into the 7th week out of the 10 of this term and I still want to throw myself off a bridge everyday I walk into the gates. But life goes on.

Just as long as 1D and the twins still exist.

And my TV shows.

Speaking of, is anyone watching Big Brother & X Factor AU this year? I'm loving BB at the moment! I think my favourite housemates are Michael (definitely Michael. He's fucking hilarious.), Josh, Stacey & Layla. I've changed my mind a little bit about Estelle. But things can always shift!

Before I go, I just wanted to mention that it's my birthday in exactly two weeks! Exciting times! I accept boy bands wrapped in ribbon, bracelets, puppies and bows.

I am NOT trying to hint at anything.

Maybe a little.

k x

Hi loves!

I'm just checking in to say a little hello because I've had quite a busy week with ALL MY TV SHOWS RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME AND ALL and school work.. you know how it is. I'll hopefully update you wonderful little people on Friday!

ALSO. MATTHEW MITCHAM FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER BECAUSE I ASKED HIM IF WE COULD BE BEST FRIENDS. HE'S SO FREAKING CUTE.

I'm sorry my posts have been utter shit lately but I've been so preoccupied with other things and the stress is slowly starting to get to me. Booooooo!

I love and miss you all and I'll be seein' your sexy faces in two days.

But not really because I can't see you.

But whatever.

k x

Hello my little peanut butter cups! How is/was your weekend?

Just before I start, here's a screenshot of Finn on his & Jack's livestream that I could NOT stop laughing at omfg
BLESS 'IM

Okay so yesterday I decided to watch the movie "LOL". NOW BEFORE YOU GET ALL JUDGY, MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT IT AND I DIDN'T PLAN ON WATCHING IT AT ALL BECAUSE IT SOUNDED SHIT AND CLICHE. Which it was, don't get me wrong, but just let me show you why I watched it.. twice.

DOUGLAS FREAKING BOOTH.

He is literally the meaning of perfection and I think I'm about to cry real tears because I just I can't. He's English but faked an American accent for the movie and he SINGS. What is it with these British people? Miley got to get all loved up with him and he was the absolute cutest in it and ugh


This post was to mainly fangirl a little over him. And I say a little because y'all have no idea how far I take fangirling.. no.. idea..

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k x