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Hello hello helllloooooooooooo!
I've got a feeling that I've used this already but.. yeah. I have plenty of gifs but this one just spoke out to me today because Niall fucking Horan

So this week has been a complete nightmare what with my whole flu situation and everything. I missed the the entire week of school but let's be honest, I'd rather be at home by myself than suffer at that jail surrounded by imbeciles that just annoy me. I do miss my friends though and I haven't seen them in a bloody week which is like 685 years in girl time! Term holidays are among us now though so I'll hopefully be catching up with them during these next two weeks. YAY!

I'm feeling much better now and I've got colour in my face again.. The fever came back a few times this week and it was just terrible but I did get through it and now I'm left with a bit of a cough, which I'll gladly accept over everything else I've had to go through this week.

Because I've been feeling so sick lately, I missed both semi finals of the Euro Cup WHICH I'M EXTREMELY UPSET ABOUT BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT IT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Spain won against Portugal through penalties and.. wait for it.. ITALY WON AGAINST GERMANY 2-1. 

CAN

YOU

BELIEVE

THAT

omfg I was actually so sure Germany was going to make it to the finals because they've been flying through the cup this year but NOPE. Not like I'm complaining though I think we all know I've been holding a bit of a grudge against them.

I'm absolutely buzzing for Sunday's final and I WILL be there to see Spain kick some Italian ass.

While I'm here, I'd like to wish one of my close friends, Sandy, a VERY happy 16th birthday!
I've got so much love for this girl, even if she's bi-polar and slightly retarded.

Just kidding.

k x

Good morning dolls!

I'm definitely not as chipper as I sound because I became even SICKER after my post yesterday. Turns out I have the flu.

My cough got about a thousand times worse and by the time I was in bed I got a CRAZY ass fever. I went to sleep relatively early but woke up at 3 freaking am in a boiling state. It's honestly one of the worst feelings ever. I ended up forcing myself back to sleep even though my temperature was probably at 329485739 degrees. Guess what, though? I WOKE UP AGAIN AT 5AM. I WANTED TO DIE.

I don't get sick very often (I think I just jinxed myself by saying that), but when I do, it's like a drastic sickness. It's horrible.

I took flu medicine and had a nap though and woke up feeling so much better. I've practically lost my voice but I'm just glad I don't feel like death anymore. Ugh.

On the bright side, I get to stay at home and just fucking chill out. There's always a positive to everything. So that's that.

Okay I kind of just wanted to use this post to complain about being sick. Hopefully I get better within the next few days so I can actually talk about more positive things.. but for now I'm going to continue to lie here in my own misery.

EVERYTHING SUCKS.

k x

Hi my little sugar plums!

..I've been absent. I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I haven't posted in more than a week and I'm really not sure why. I think I just wanted to spend the week after exams relaxing and just enjoying the calmness of it all. Let me tell ya, it felt pretty fucking great.

As per usual, not very much has happened because let's face it, this is my life we're talking about. However we did have our school's feast day on Friday which wasn't amazing but it wasn't  horrible either. It was mainly the 13 degree weather that really put a damper on things. But like it does every year, the disco at the end of the day lifted the entire mood and I danced my little heart out! 

I swear to god this kid was born to dance omfg

I'm still sore which probably suggests that I need to tone it down a bit next time.. ha.

I got up at 4am this morning to watch the Spain vs France Quarterfinals for the Euro 2012 and YES, SPAIN WON 2-0 THAT'S WHAT'S UP BITCHES TXT IT

My god I love Lou's sassy face so much.

On another note, I'm sick. And it sucks. I've got a scratchy throat and a pretty bad cough and NO IT IS NOT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WEARING SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS AROUND THE HOUSE. The heater is almost always on so I don't feel cold. Even when it isn't, I'm tucked into my bed so, there.

I think someone from school gave it to me and if I'm right bitches are going to start getting smacked kk

OH! I GOT ADAM MARTIN TOUR TICKETS! WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYY! I'm ready for August 4th!

I promise more interesting posts are coming I'm just really tired and I don't feel good right now so bare with meeeeeeeee!!

k x

P.S I hit 1,000 views!

Wow, Zayn, don't look TOO excited for me.

I'm just kidding. Look at those 5 beautiful creations. Oh life.

But thank you all so much for reading glitterandwanderlust! You're all so, so lovely and I love each and every  one of you!

Hello muffins! ..I should probably think of different names instead of constantly greetin yall as if you're food. But everyone loves food so we all win! YAY!

Because you all asked, I'm going to show you my phone wallpaper. 

Fine, no one asked. I'm just pretending to seem popular enough for people to actually care.

Just kidding. But I'll show you anyway because I've had it for ages and I love it because it's just adorable, alright?
I love how all of their mouths are open though like aW!!!!!

Alright anyway, today was the second last day of work experience, which makes me very, VERY happy. I just can't do it anymore, guys. I've decided that I'm never going to work a day in my life. I'll just marry Niall and let him make all the riches while I'll stay in our billion dollar house as a trophy wife. I clearly care a lot about my dignity.

As per usual, I've got absolutely nothing interesting to blog about which really depresses me because my life is just a pile of uninteresting shIT but long hair don't care coz da_pimp_is_here__ btw we hate forest!!! fuckin scummy wankers

omfg okay I need to stop NIALL'S BEBO IS ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF MY LIFE

Speaking of, Perez Hilton once said that the boys would never make it into America. Sorry what was that, Perez? I can't hear you over the sound of ONE DIRECTION'S ALBUM, BOOK AND DVD GOING NUMBER ONE WORLDWIDE AND TOUR SELLING OUT IN MINUTES


k x

Hello my little gumdrops!

How are we all? My legs and feet hurt because I'm basically on them all day stretching them in freaking uncomfortable positions, except for when I'm on my lunch breaks. And on top of that, I wear black skinny jeans to work experience so I can't bend down without feeling PAIN

But I mean whatever. I'm half way through. Anyway, Sarah De Bono's dad dropped in today (just casually!) and was talking to everyone about her. He was so proud and excited just aw he was adorable! As soon as I heard "on The Voice" and "Sarah's in the final", I literally was like

Look at his face though omfg I'm laughing so hard

And apparently she's from my suburb?! Like what?! It's so weird to think that someone who's becoming so big is from this little suburb that I live in. People from here just don't make it onto shows like The Voice and get all the way to the final.

I don't know. I'm just surprised. P.S Sarah's gonna win okay bye

My posts have been sucking shit lately because I'M TIRED AND I JUST CAN'T THINK OKAY FORGIVE ME HERE'S SOME LARRY STYLINSON LOVE TO MAKE UP FOR IT I LOVE YOU ALL

The interviewer's face
Harry's face
Niall's face
Liam's arm

NEED I SAY MORE

Wait, Harry, love, your gay's showing.

Now all I need is for H to do that to.. me..

k x

If my extremely French title wasn't already a dead giveaway, I started work experience today.

It was boring and quite frustrating to say the least but I'm trying not to complain too much about it.. or talk about it either.

Let's just celebrate the fact that I successfully pre-ordered 2 tickets to Adam Martin's tour in August. Without my parent's permission but whatever. Thug life. (It didn't cost anything anyway).

I. am. beyond. excited. Now I'm just waiting for Mitchell freaking Thompson to announce when he's coming to Melbourne AND I SHALL BE HAPPY AS LARRY, OKAY.

Bless this fucking angel. LOOK AT HIM. oh my god.

I can't be bothered thinking of anything else to talk about but let's just say.. I smell a promotion soon.. ;)

Not really. It's just a chance for me to post photos of things I love and can never have. Nevertheless, promotions are fun so one is coming WHETHER YA LIKE IT OR NOT

Wish me luck for my second day of work experience. I can't say I'm looking forward to it.

k x


Let's just say it has to do with The Voice and let's just say it has to do with Keith freakin Urban and let'S JUST SAY SOMEONE DIDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH AND I AM SUPER BLOODY MOTHER FLIPPIN UPSET

That.

is.

all.

k x

Hello loves!

So it's the weekend (thank GOD) and I'm feeling as chill as bloody ever. It's so good just to sleep in and stay in bed all day knowing I have nothing to study for.

I have nothing interesting to tell you about since I've been wrapped up in bed all day wasting my life on the internet so I will share with you all my excitement for the 2012 Euro Cup!!! :D 

This is the first year I'm actually paying attention and keeping up with it because I only just started really liking soccer in 2010 when the World Cup was held. AND DID I FREAKIN' LOVE THE WORLD CUP. I'll always remember being up at 3am with Sandy over Facebook chat and watching/commentating on it together. So many awesome memories during that time.

Hoooooowever, SBS2 is broadcasting the Euro Cup and the coverage sucks ass so we're super delayed. Which means I have to live stream the matches I want to watch. Not cool at all. AND Portugal lost to Germany (ugh). How?!?! It's okay though because I'm team Spain anyway. And Ireland too because it'd be rude of me not to go for my boyfriend's country. Ahem.

So let us come together and enjoy the next 21 days of some great soccer :')

OH AND. On the subject of sport, for those of you who are interested and don't already know, Federer lost to Djokovic in the French Open semi-finals in 3 straight sets. CRY. I still love you, Fedz. No one can beat him though. He's 31 years old with 16 Grand Slam titles so FUCK YOU ALL

 I love Djokovic too so I guess it's a good thing that he's going up against Nadal in the final.. so he can kick his Spanish ass and be the first person in 43 years to win 4 consecutive Grand Slam titles. :') If you haven't already gathered, I hate Nadal (as a player, not a person.. cough) because of that one freaking time he bet Fed in the 2009 Australian Open. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT OKAY N E V E R

I'm the least sporty person on the planet and I can't play any type of sport to save my life but I know my shit and I'm passionate about it.

Go Spain, Ireland and Djokovic.

That is all.

k x

One of our next door neighbours have friends/relatives come over quite often and one of their friends/relatives keep parking their car on our nature strip. OUR. As in in front of OUR house not in front of our neighbour's house. Which makes it difficult for our guests to park somewhere and difficult for us to back out of our driveway because they're always kind of blocking it.

My parents are annoyed but have been way too nice about it by brushing it off so I told my mum I was going to write a note telling them to stop freaking parking on our strip.

Which is what I did.

Then I stuck it on their windshield and I SWEAR TO GOD THEY BETTER HAVE READ IT. I could've tried to sound nicer about it but I don't even care if I'm being impolite or whatever because they started it by parking their stupid beat up car on OUR STRIP SO THAT'S WHAT'S UP ALRIGHT

xoxo Sassy Kim Lou 

Are the best Blogspot buddies ever okay I love your comments on my posts more than I love cookies ok and dat's a LOT

Oh and I rarely ever read over my posts before publishing them so when I do read over them afterwards, I find so many terrible grammar mistakes and that and omfg it is literally so embarrassing because I sound like I don't know how to speak English! I probably don't anymore considering the amount of brain cells I've lost due to exams.. but yes. I apologise for my stupid fob errors.

Speaking of forgetting how to do things, this morning while I was talking to school, mind you it's been happening a lot, my ankles kept bumping and one foot would hit the other omfg I sound like an a class idiot but seriously I'm starting to think I've forgotten how to walk or something WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

None of this was relevant to anything.

God, I've missed blogging.

Oh AND! I've had 760 views since I made this blog on the 26th of April. That's absolute bonkers. Thank you to anyone and everyone who bothers to read my poor excuse of a blog! I appreciate and love every one of you <3

k x


As promised, I'm going to do my room tour! How exciting! Now y'all get to see the place that is my castle.. please don't think I'm a pig after you see the photos.. I just have a lot of stuff!! Alright well this "tour" is going around in a circle so yes let's START SHALL WE

Exhibit A: The.. wall.. next to my dressing table..
This is just an assortment of random things I decided to stick onto my wall.. with a few of my awards and that. 2/3 of those awards SPELLED MY NAME INCORRECTLY omfg I hate u all

My year 8 timetable is still there and I have no idea why I haven't taken it down yet so yeah I don't even know

That collage in the middle was meant to be my Photography cover that I made but then I moved to Art 3D and I just thought it was too much of a waste to throw away so.. there it is!

Exhibit B: My EXTREMELY messy and crazy dressing table
.............So this is my dressing table. I know it's a lot to take in. It's a little OTT, even for me.

Well everything on my mirror are mostly memories/gifts and things like that - movie stubs, plane tickets, movie tickets, stuff from primary school. I know it's ridiculously decorated but I just don't have the heart to take it all down! It'd be too weird to have a plain mirror anyway.

My desk has all the usual stuff a dressing table would have.. I think. And under that igloo with the bears in it are all the birthday/christmas cards I've received. I have a lot of weird shit.

Exhibit C: My desk (that's also super messy omfg)
This is where I do homework. How exciting.

You can see a little glimpse of my past Twilight obsession.. I got that huge frame for my 13th birthday and that New Moon cup was from when I went to go see it at the movies omfg yes I still have it ok & on the side you can kind of see the New Moon board game I got for Christmas something years ago and on top of THAT is an Edward doll that I also got for my 13th birthday

I didn't take a photo of it because I'M GOING TO BE RIDICULED FOR MY EMBARRASSING OBSESSION

That little birthday thing in front of the frame was made by my friend and was meant to be hung up like ages ago but nope

This is a really fucking long post

Exhibit D: My awethum wall
I couldn't get back far enough to get the entire wall so some posters and photos are cut off but here it is! I'm quite proud of it even though that stupid red night light that I haven't used in 3209782394 years isn't aligned with everything else..

The posters were put up horribly but I just was not functioning that day so sdkfjls;a

I spent so long doing the photos, trying to get it perfectly spaced n everything & my hard work payed off :') Happy days!

Exhibit E: My bed aka the love of my life
Don't laff at the pattern ok my bed is my pride and joy

Mr Sparkles/Buttercup (I always forget which name I chose) is my unicorn and he sleeps on my pillow because I just can't cuddle teddy bears n that anymore BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS END UP ON THE FLOOR and I'm too old for that ahem

Exhibit F: My crowded bedside tables
My girly ass nightlight oh god

Some of my beloved books and albums live here because my room's too full and can't fit a bookcase.. :(. 
I've had those books since 2008 & I've read them a million times and they're still in PRISTINE condition because I went to ridiculous lengths to protect them and keep perfect.... I'm the same with all my other books but those 4 in particular are a whole different story omfg

That graduation bear was from primary school and everyone signed it and s;lafkjs; every time I read it I cry gOD I MISS PRIMARY SCHOOL SOB

Exhibit G: Bag o' teddies
I originally had a huge garbage bag full of brand new teddy bears but I was only allowed to keep some because I had no room to keep them all.. cry. I tried to shove as many as I could into that bag and it looks like it's about to rip.. there are about a million more underneath but whatever I love my teddies k

Exhibit H: Closet doors n stuff
My beautiful boys :')

I got that dreamcatcher in Moama, NSW when I went to Echuca and that lantern at the top was from idk

That frame is my name in Japanese is that COOL OR COOL and more photos & posters of the boys because every single wall needs to be blessed with those five sex gods

The end wasn't that fun WELL IT WASN'T FOR ME BECAUSE IT TOOK ME 649 HOURS

How's that for a comeback?! Have I made up for the lack of posts recently?

I'm so glad to be back and finally have free time again.

Have a good night loves!

k x

Just to warn you, this is a really long post. So that's cool.

HELLO MY LITTLE JELLYBEANS!

So I'm in a super fucking good mood because EXAMS ARE MOTHERFLIPPIN OVER! Which explains why I haven't posted at all this week but THE KIMMO'S BACK NOW! *spits into hands* ...Maybe that's only okay when Lou does it... Anyway! I somehow survived the week of death (just barely) and got through seven bloody exams without shooting myself in the head. The only up side to it was that we got to go home as soon as they finished everyday, even though I went straight home most days to study. Yes, study. I know. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" I WANTED TO ACTUALLY PASS MY EXAMS OKAY I'M A GOOD KID

It's been a hectic and extremely stressful week so now let me just take a moment to celebrate that it's all over.

how fucking fit do they look in this one though oh my god the boys in suits

Life is great. Anywho who who.. I had my last exam today and it went for an hour. 30-40 minutes in, I WAS VICIOUSLY ATTACKED BY A MOSQUITO. I GOT SEVEN HUGE BLOODY BITES ALL OVER MY LEGS. This is not the first time it has happened in a classroom and somehow it's always and only me that gets bitten. A lot. Why?! My blood can't be that great. It doesn't matter anymore though because they somehow just completely disappeared.

We finished at 10am :') so Sandy, Molly, Nina & I went to Melbourne Central because we planned to do a McNuggets challenge. Except Molly. She doesn't eat Maccas. I have no idea how she lives. We got there too early though so we just aimlessly walked around the city and came back at 11:30 to do our nuggets challenge.. I don't think you guys care but.. y'know.

ANYWAY ON TO THE BEST PART OF THE DAY! THE 60 NUGGETS CHALLENGE!

It's not really a challenge, I don't think. And we didn't have 60 each. That's just crazy. However we DID have 20 each and I know it doesn't sound like a lot but WHEN YOU'RE SHOVIN THEM DOWN YOUR GOB IT'S A LOT OK
@kimballsnguyen Finished
@kimballsnguyen
hahaha oh my god this photo I don't even look like this but I clearly look super happy while eating the nuggets

We managed to finish them all!! Which probably isn't something I should be proud of but it's one of my biggest achievements so.. yes. When I had about 17, it started to lose its taste.. which is a bit worrying but we were too busy laughing at how stupid we were to really notice. We were also pretty out of it by the end.. bit dazed, bit full. Just a bit. It was a hilarious experience and it was just one of those things that were needed after a long week! We could've done a thousand other, HEALTHIER, things but you can't say no to the golden M. I love having the friends I do. Who else would do stupid stuff with me?!

So we sat for a while to recover before walking around the city and being idiots again for another 3 & 1/2 hours. I'd just like to take this moment to say that I touched an actual Louboutin heel today and it felt pretty great.

We went into Pets Paradise and I diED OKAY I LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH ESPECIALLY LITTLE PUPPIES OMFG

I didn't take photos because I was too busy playing with them through the glass oh my gosh they were the cutest little things in the world I'm going to be the crazy dog lady when I'm 45 instead of marrying and having kids kk

However Sandy took photos of these cats that amused her to NO END. They amused me too (particularly the one that was sticking its tongue out while sleeping omfg) but she was so fascinated and entertained by them. I honestly wonder what goes on in her head but I mean, maybe they'll entertain you too.

"In the tub kitten" - Sandy captioned these ok omg
In a tub kitten
"Staring into your soul kitten"
Staring into your soul kitten
Kittens
They're so cute and fluffy and fat and just AW how can you not love something like this?!

My feet are absolutely killing me after all the walking I did today but I needed it because seriously guys I just ate 20 McNuggets and large fries hi obesity is that you

I know I already tweeted this but it was a nice moment so I'll tell it again okay anyway today this very, very good looking waiter & I were trying to squeeze through the same narrow pathway in opposite directions and we were quite squashed so he put his hand on my arm and apologised WHAT A SWEETHEART so my heart collapsed the end a hot waiter apologised to me today and that didn't happen to any of you so hA

k x

Hi lovelies!


Just a short post for today as I have nothing interesting to write about and I don't want to waste much time because I've hardly studied today..

Speaking of, my exams are in two days and I've done close to no studying. I guess I should be more concerned but LIAM AND ZAYN RIPPED HARRY'S SHIRT OPEN AT THEIR CONCERT TONIGHT SO THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS omfg

Whatever. I can study when I'm dead.

So the Little Mix on Alan Carr Chattyman episode aired yesterday and it was hilarious and oh my gosh I loved Jade's outfit so much.


I'm hunting down the entire outfit (yes, I love it that much) and someone ended up finding where her top, jeans and shoes were from. I was a little over the moon. Unfortunately the website that her heels were from (Dressrail) shut down or something and I was a tad devastated. They're only 8 AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS. E I G H T. Ridic.


They are so cute!

I was crying (not literally) over how amazing and skinny and long her legs looked and I vowed that I'd start exercising more often and watching my calorie intake but then half a box of Shapes and Hersheys chocolate happened so NOPE

Anyway you can watch it here:


Also!!! I was sneaking around on Youtube and watching their X Factor videos and I stumbled across one with Jade making krispie cakes and just omg I could not stop laughing

"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE ME KRISPY CAKES?!"

Right well I'm off to try to study.. ahem. Before I go, here's the Picture Quote of the Day! :)


And why not have a hilarious gif of Niall too? 
I laugh so fucking hard every time I see this omfg our special little snowflake I'm literally goin to cry tears of laughter

LOOK AT HIM ofmg i'm dyign

k x


mY LIFE IS OVER

As you all know, I love love love love bows/bow ties and I was having a little looksy on Etsy (HA, THAT RHYMED) at little bow-related things. I stumbled across a few things that I've absolutely fallen in love with and that have made me regret going on the website because I CAN'T BUY THEM *CRIES*

Silver Bow Ring

IS THIS CUTE OR IS THIS CUTE?! AHHH.

Bow Bracelet Bowtie Antiqued Brass

I love how this is antique. Classy and unique! (I am so the new Dr Seuss.)

Black and White Bow Tie Bracelet

This honestly makes me want to cry. It's so freaking pretty.

Silver Bow Necklace

Sterling Silver Cutest Little Bowtie Necklace

Lace Bow Tie Necklace, Black or White Choker, Perfect for Graduation or New Year

Lace and bows, 2/3 of my favourite things, put together. PERF.

Teeny Fabric Bow Necklace. Aqua Mint Bow Pendant. Houndstooth Check Pale Turquoise Teal Silver Plated Sea Foam

Crystal necklace silver bowtie pendant

IT'S CRYSTAAAAAAAAAAL!!

Kelly Green Silk Sweetheart Bowtie Necklace-Hand Stiched

The colour is so beautiful oh gosh!

Clip on Bow tie for Child/Toddler made of Superman Comic Fabric

I've been looking for this bow tie everywhere and I've finally found it and my goD I WANT IT

Woody and Buzz bow tie

IT'S WOODY AND MOTHER FLIPPIN BUZZ. WHO DOESN'T WANT IT?!

Bow tie  Purple and Green Floral

They're all fab ok and I want them all someone pLEASE MY BIRTHDAY IS IN SEPTEMBER START SAVIN

This has been a bow appreciation post.

k x