Rire

Hello muffins! ..I should probably think of different names instead of constantly greetin yall as if you're food. But everyone loves food so we all win! YAY!

Because you all asked, I'm going to show you my phone wallpaper. 

Fine, no one asked. I'm just pretending to seem popular enough for people to actually care.

Just kidding. But I'll show you anyway because I've had it for ages and I love it because it's just adorable, alright?

I love how all of their mouths are open though like aW!!!!!

Alright anyway, today was the second last day of work experience, which makes me very, VERY happy. I just can't do it anymore, guys. I've decided that I'm never going to work a day in my life. I'll just marry Niall and let him make all the riches while I'll stay in our billion dollar house as a trophy wife. I clearly care a lot about my dignity.

As per usual, I've got absolutely nothing interesting to blog about which really depresses me because my life is just a pile of uninteresting shIT but long hair don't care coz da_pimp_is_here__ btw we hate forest!!! fuckin scummy wankers

omfg okay I need to stop NIALL'S BEBO IS ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF MY LIFE

Speaking of, Perez Hilton once said that the boys would never make it into America. Sorry what was that, Perez? I can't hear you over the sound of ONE DIRECTION'S ALBUM, BOOK AND DVD GOING NUMBER ONE WORLDWIDE AND TOUR SELLING OUT IN MINUTES

k x