Libre!

Just to warn you, this is a really long post. So that's cool.

HELLO MY LITTLE JELLYBEANS!

So I'm in a super fucking good mood because EXAMS ARE MOTHERFLIPPIN OVER! Which explains why I haven't posted at all this week but THE KIMMO'S BACK NOW! *spits into hands* ...Maybe that's only okay when Lou does it... Anyway! I somehow survived the week of death (just barely) and got through seven bloody exams without shooting myself in the head. The only up side to it was that we got to go home as soon as they finished everyday, even though I went straight home most days to study. Yes, study. I know. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" I WANTED TO ACTUALLY PASS MY EXAMS OKAY I'M A GOOD KID

It's been a hectic and extremely stressful week so now let me just take a moment to celebrate that it's all over.

how fucking fit do they look in this one though oh my god the boys in suits

Life is great. Anywho who who.. I had my last exam today and it went for an hour. 30-40 minutes in, I WAS VICIOUSLY ATTACKED BY A MOSQUITO. I GOT SEVEN HUGE BLOODY BITES ALL OVER MY LEGS. This is not the first time it has happened in a classroom and somehow it's always and only me that gets bitten. A lot. Why?! My blood can't be that great. It doesn't matter anymore though because they somehow just completely disappeared.

We finished at 10am :') so Sandy, Molly, Nina & I went to Melbourne Central because we planned to do a McNuggets challenge. Except Molly. She doesn't eat Maccas. I have no idea how she lives. We got there too early though so we just aimlessly walked around the city and came back at 11:30 to do our nuggets challenge.. I don't think you guys care but.. y'know.

ANYWAY ON TO THE BEST PART OF THE DAY! THE 60 NUGGETS CHALLENGE!

It's not really a challenge, I don't think. And we didn't have 60 each. That's just crazy. However we DID have 20 each and I know it doesn't sound like a lot but WHEN YOU'RE SHOVIN THEM DOWN YOUR GOB IT'S A LOT OK

hahaha oh my god this photo I don't even look like this but I clearly look super happy while eating the nuggets

We managed to finish them all!! Which probably isn't something I should be proud of but it's one of my biggest achievements so.. yes. When I had about 17, it started to lose its taste.. which is a bit worrying but we were too busy laughing at how stupid we were to really notice. We were also pretty out of it by the end.. bit dazed, bit full. Just a bit. It was a hilarious experience and it was just one of those things that were needed after a long week! We could've done a thousand other, HEALTHIER, things but you can't say no to the golden M. I love having the friends I do. Who else would do stupid stuff with me?!

So we sat for a while to recover before walking around the city and being idiots again for another 3 & 1/2 hours. I'd just like to take this moment to say that I touched an actual Louboutin heel today and it felt pretty great.

We went into Pets Paradise and I diED OKAY I LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH ESPECIALLY LITTLE PUPPIES OMFG

I didn't take photos because I was too busy playing with them through the glass oh my gosh they were the cutest little things in the world I'm going to be the crazy dog lady when I'm 45 instead of marrying and having kids kk

However Sandy took photos of these cats that amused her to NO END. They amused me too (particularly the one that was sticking its tongue out while sleeping omfg) but she was so fascinated and entertained by them. I honestly wonder what goes on in her head but I mean, maybe they'll entertain you too.

"In the tub kitten" - Sandy captioned these ok omg

"Staring into your soul kitten"

They're so cute and fluffy and fat and just AW how can you not love something like this?!

My feet are absolutely killing me after all the walking I did today but I needed it because seriously guys I just ate 20 McNuggets and large fries hi obesity is that you

I know I already tweeted this but it was a nice moment so I'll tell it again okay anyway today this very, very good looking waiter & I were trying to squeeze through the same narrow pathway in opposite directions and we were quite squashed so he put his hand on my arm and apologised WHAT A SWEETHEART so my heart collapsed the end a hot waiter apologised to me today and that didn't happen to any of you so hA

k x