Sauvage

Hello my little flower pots!

I'm typing a lot more enthusiastically than what I feel because even though I slept for a good 11 hours I'm still tired! What's up with that?

So yesterday I realised that I cannot be around drunk people. It's funny at first but playing responsible mother is not my thing. And being surrounded by alcohol and cigarettes when I don't drink and despise smoking is definitely not my idea of fun.. I mean, I liked the dancing part. Who doesn't like dancing?

Basically I'm like Danielle in how I don't drink except for the part where I'm gorgeous and dating a fucking adorable and amazing super famous pop star SAD F A C E

I much prefer staying at home in bed, watching videos of the boys and (literally) crying over their beauty and perfection.

Anyway, it's been a hectic start to the weekend and all I really want is a quiet night so I can finish some schoolwork and just relax.

But

NO

Me muva and fadda decided to invite everyone over to eat so I couldn't have either of those things. I honestly don't know how most teenagers do this. I used to crave parties and crazy nights buT I JUST WANT TO STAY IN THIS SOLITARY BEDROOM AND EAT MCNUGGETS OKAY

You fucking adorable piece of hot shit UGH

My sister just re-enacted a scene from Slumdog Millionaire and I almost peed my pants from laffin but at the same time I was wondering how I'm related to this absolute retard of a person omfg

And she drew this on my arm:

She's 26 but is no more than 5'2/5'3 and acts like a 10 year old, for anyone who's wondering.

Oh siblings are so wonderful.

So I'm broke as hell since I spent my last $20 on a cab ride that was LESS THAN 15 MINUTES. The stupid taxi driver didn't take the route I told him to so now I have no money and will have to go and live on the streets k cool thanks

SPEAKING OF MONEY

SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO ED SHEERAN (CRY CRY CRY CRY), I NEED TO GO TO COLDPLAY.

What's the problem, you ask?

There isn't on- oh wait! I DON'T HAVE $100 I CAN PULL OUT OF MY ASS

Let me just take a minute to go sit in that corner and cry whilst rocking myself back and forth and quietly playing Every Teardrop is a Waterfall BECAUSE IT REALLY IS RIGHT NOW

Okay this whole post has been full of complaining and I'm sorry for that so I'm going to end it here and eat lots of cake.

k x